In what may turn into a weekly offering of bovinity, behold an image of the world’s first [citation needed] flying Holstein:
This lovely specimen hails from a Thai restaurant in Chicago, IL. Word on the street has it that this ever-cheerful, black-and-white, plastic-fantastic has been known to ominously circle unsuspecting customers as they tuck into dinner, whether their food contains beef or not. How’s that for a non-discriminating bovine?
Contemporary Contempt 